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Dumb and Dumber celebrating 4th of July
Some fireworks, some booze, some body parts, and - presto! - talk about a real special celebration. Jul 25, 2005, 03:37

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911 Cheeseburger
And now, for your listening pleasure .... Mar 28, 2005, 05:47

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I’m lying in my cozy little bed one steamy Indiana night, the phone rings. It draws me out of a nice dream (Meg Ryan was involved, I think). By the time I got to the phone the answering machine kicks in. It’s a heavy metallic voice echoing into a microphone, “This is the local police authority...

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Even when the woman informed the doctor that this was uncomfortable, he continued CPR and explained that it was necessary because her heart had stopped.

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