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You can't cure stupid...

Run for your life support.

A comedy of epidemic proportions.

Plot Outline: Budget cuts force two competing ambulance companies to run each other out of business or lose their jobs. Now they'll do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their rivals out of a medi-care payment.

Credited cast: 
 Tyler Poelle ....  Rich
 Mikey Post ....  Louis "One Foot" Jones
 Scott Dittman ....  Karl aka The Human Stain
 Les Jennings ....  T-Bone
 Kathy Uyen ....  Lai Mei
 Tim Piper ....  Bob "The Brain"
 David Schultz ....  Neil
 Dianna Agron ....  Megan
 Chuck Kelley ....  Sarge
 Larrs Jackson ....  Captain Limison

rest of cast listed alphabetically:
 Emily Freeman ....  Roller Girl
 Paul Grace ....  Cop
 Ron E. Harris ....  DMV Instructor
 Erica Dian Jones ....  Nurse 2
 Stephen Katz ....  Fry Cook
 Monique La Barr ....  Jacques' Girlfriend
 Charlotte Marie ....  Waitress
 Kelicea Meadows ....  Sinderella
 Wrenna Monet ....  Bikini Co-Ed
 J.R. Nutt ....  Leonard
 Tye Rainford ....  Limison's Girlfriend
 Gubbi Sigurdsson ....  Patient in Wheelchair
 Billy Snow ....  Paramedic
 Andy White ....  Roger's Friend #1
 Matthew Wolf ....  Jacques
 Don Worley ....  Proctologist
 Alexis Zibolis ....  Nurse 3 
 
Runtime: USA:93 min