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Patient with Explosive in Head: Doctors Recount Harrowing Surgery
Apr 14, 2010, 15:24

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»  Ambulance called to find lost bank card


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Chinese man gets remote control stuck in bottom after drunk prank
Dec 11, 2009, 22:48

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»  Inmate's 'concealed weapon' has to be surgically removed


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Heavy metal cure for constipation
Jul 24, 2009, 15:22

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»  Update on that one and only, "Pinhead EMT"


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Woman Calls 911 Over 'McNugget Emergency'
Mar 3, 2009, 21:18

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Sing it in the key of OUCH - with delicius x-rays
Nov 25, 2008, 14:46

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»  Freak accident earns EMT ‘pinhead’ nickname


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Unfunny Prank
Nov 3, 2008, 13:21

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»  Firefighter uses saw for delicate penis operation


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»  Man calls 911 after Subway left sauce off sandwich


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»  "Two Dudes", "Two Beers"


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»  So weird it must be true


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»  In stark contrast


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»  they call me "lite 'em up Jessie"

Note: I had some serious doubts about posting this writing submitted some time ago, for a variety of reasons. But, here goes, just as it was sent to me. I'll let the readers decide if it should be deleted.  Valerie



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»  Fake chest pains call


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»  Car Wash Crush


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True Life: Sketches from an Ambulance Technician's notebook
May 18, 2007, 14:33

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»  Emergency workers "Scramble" to the Scene
true story that'll make you smile

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»  Backside firework prank backfires
Now Scoring:
Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket - 1
Englishman - 0


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»  They called an ambulance instead
Fire department declined to extricate tool inserted in ...well..., um, well, ..

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»  Breast Implants Save Florida Woman In Car Crash
We don't make it up, we just pass it along. :-)

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»  Man falls off bar stool after being flashed
Ems is called to a local bar for a man who hit his head when he fell off his bar stool

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»  Woman's Arm Severed In Clark County Car Accident; Cell Phone Still Attached


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