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Note: I had some serious doubts about posting this writing submitted some time ago, for a variety of reasons. But, here goes, just as it was sent to me. I'll let the readers decide if it should be deleted.  Valerie



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True Life: Sketches from an Ambulance Technician's notebook
May 18, 2007, 14:33

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true story that'll make you smile

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»  Backside firework prank backfires
Now Scoring:
Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket - 1
Englishman - 0


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»  They called an ambulance instead
Fire department declined to extricate tool inserted in ...well..., um, well, ..

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We don't make it up, we just pass it along. :-)

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»  Man falls off bar stool after being flashed
Ems is called to a local bar for a man who hit his head when he fell off his bar stool

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»  Man Survives 12 Nails to the Head
Man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun

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Dumb and Dumber celebrating 4th of July
Some fireworks, some booze, some body parts, and - presto! - talk about a real special celebration. Jul 25, 2005, 03:37

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Three-Hundred Pounds, Three Times Under... and don't fight with the nice paramedics...

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»  Motorcyclist lands in bed of pickup truck


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911 Cheeseburger
And now, for your listening pleasure .... Mar 28, 2005, 05:47

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»  Darn those I-75 cows!


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»  Pee can free you


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»  He learned it on the internet


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