EMS House  
of DeFrance

EMS Fun


Want to drive my ambulance? Well, just open the door!

 All work and no play...well, you know. 

Horroscope

SOME DAYS WE JUST NEED A GOOD LAUGH.... 
 
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.  
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."   
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

 

The Patchboard

360 degree ambulance

Bomb Squad Humor

Make your mark on the  
WORLD EMS Map!

Holy Running Water! Its a free  screensaver with all the steps of CPR!  From your friends at Less Stress. Download it (15 minute download at 28K)

Fun Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-reply


Linda Strangio, author of the best selling To Be A Nurse now brings us Lifebeats. This is a wonderful and heartwarming collections of short stories about the humor, passion and, the very heart of nursing, caring. Nearly everyone will one day have contact with a nurse. Through these 74 short stories, you will share the insights of this most giving of professions.
List Price:$12.95
Price: $11.65
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Cork Board  
 Odd bits I run across. 

EMSNetwork TV 
The EMSNetwork© TV programs are weird little TV type programs, made mostly as a fun experiment. They are done in a series of short bursts, 
(around 100K and 1 minute per download). You do not need any special plug ins to view

EMSRadio 
Click on a channel and see what comes up! An odd collections of things to do and read. 

 You won't believe who signed in on the EMS World Map!
(be right back, got to go tell the Anti-Terrorist folks right away)

and did you know there is a "Kneehill" ambulance group in Canada?  funny stuff abounds on the map.

Visit the map! You never had so much fun reading through a guest book.

Rock 'n Roll Radio

Live Dispatch

Check out the Reading Rotunda and From the Streets for more fun reading.


Masters of Disasters …..An irreverent look at the other side of America’s Lifesavers” 

This hot off the presses, 200+ page book is just what you need to get through the pressures of working in Emergency Services. As a First Aider, First Responder, EMT of any level, Paramedic, Nurse, Cop or Doctor, you will most likely find a part of your life depicted in this book..
Treat yourself or a friend to some hilarious stories, jokes and original cartoons that show the funny side as well as the human side of those that work in this profession.
Price: $16.95
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some dirt on the boss of the House   
 WARNING: May cause an altered mental status. Do not read while operating a heart monitor. Lab rats experienced N/V, seizure, coma, death, after prolonged exposure. If best friend Mac absorbs large doses,  hives manifest.


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